Being three (and a half).

I was coming downstairs from putting away laundry (of course). Paul was supervising Victoria's bath.   Benny was watching Charlie Brown.

Benny:  mom (not mama like usual), I peed in my underpants.

Me:  you did?  Let's go in the potty.

Benny: my pants aren't wet.

Me:  oh yes they are.  What happened?

Benny:  I don't know.

Paul:  did he pee on the new chair?  (We just got him a mini-poang chair from IKEA).  He put it together about 30 minutes ago.

Me:  yes

Benny:  what a mess!  Someone peed in this chair.

Later-  

Paul:  do you know what happened to this chair?

Benny:  I don't know.

Parenthood.