"Mama, I don't like surf boarding (he was watching wakeboards). I'm small".
"Mama, zero isn't a number"
"The gorilla doesn't eat people".
"Mama, dogs can't use the potty. They don't have penises".
"Mama, you're my best friend".
Me - later that week- " who is your best friend?"
Benny -"Paz and Paloma" (twins at daycare). Thanks buddy.
"Mama, you're a rock star".
"Mama, you're sooo beautiful".