I had two annoying conversations at work today:
Riding in the elevator with a new, middle-aged lady that works on my floor
ME: Good morning
Old annoying Lady: HI.
ME: It is freezing out this morning
OAL: Yes I hate it.
ME: Me too.
OAL: Do you have kids?
OAL: Do you have any kids?
OAL: Do you want kids?
ME: I like kids
OAL: When are you having some?
ME: I'm not sure
Conversation that just took place in the bathroom at work:
PIA(walking by on her way to the stall) - Have you gained weight?
PIA: Have you gained weight?
ME: Actually no, I lost 5 pounds.
PIA: Oh, I thought you said you gained weight
ME: *Dirty look*
Am i starting to look that visibly pregnant? People I work with are sooo nosy. MYOB - dammit!